Goddamn, I'm a Handsome Man!

by The Fur Coats

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Recorded July 2012, by Erik Rasmussen at Observatory Studios.

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released February 3, 2013

"Chicago has long been known to provide a plethora of punk bands that aren't afraid to infuse their music with massive chunks of melody, and to list them would be pointless as well as take up too much room in this review. Suffice to say, The Fur Coats can be added to any such list with immediate effect as this four-track 7-inch doesn't hang around in nailing its melodic colours to the mast.
Thank you Chicago. Thank you The Fur Coats. Thank you Dirt Cult. "
--Punknews.org

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Track Name: What The Fuck Do I Do Now?
"What The Fuck Do I Do Now?"

Drank a 40 from a brain pan
Made a painting from a spray tan
Ate a rat buffet, saw a stupid play
But all that I can say--whoa oh oh oh
Is what the fuck do I do now?

Stole candy from a baby
But the details are hazy
Did a disco dance, had a sweet romance
Stole all your pants--whoa oh oh oh
But, what the fuck do I do now?
Track Name: Goddamn, I'm a Handsome Man!
"Goddamn, I'm a Handsome Man!"

Please accept my apology for barfing in your car
I probably didn't need those last shots
Did I really kick your fuzzy cat
And grab your brother's ass?
I was out of line--even if he's hot

I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am
I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am

Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I'm a handsome man!
Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I'm a handsome man!

Last night I had some ice cream,
Pizza, and rib-tips, with White Castle, for dessert
Then I imagined all the people who would kiss these
Greasy lips, as I rolled around without a shirt

I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am
I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am

Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I'm a handsome man!
Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I'm a handsome man!
Track Name: Tell Me Something I Don't Already Know
"Tell Me Something I Don't Already Know"

Hey people can you hear that sound?
A skipping record going round and round.
We know, Marc, we know

This guitar is out of tune
A rabid dog baying at the moon
We know, Marc. we know
We know, yes Marc, we know

Sittin' on the wall
Skinny legs and all
If there's time for screaming
Maybe that time is now
And we can all agree somehow

Up against the wall
You're so big and we're so small
If there's a time for pushing
Maybe that time is now
And we can all agree somehow
We can all agree somehow

Bionic Woman is a friend of mine
She keeps me safe, she keeps me in line
We know, Marc, we know

This guitar is out of tune
A rabid dog baying at the moon
We know, Marc. we know
We know, yes Marc, we know

Sittin' on the wall
Skinny legs and all
If there's time for screaming
Maybe that time is now
And we can all agree somehow

Up against the wall
You're so big and we're so small
If there's a time for pushing
Maybe that time is now
And we can all agree somehow
We can all agree somehow

Tell me something x4
Track Name: And U R
"And U R"

You're a half-stoned magi
You're NASCAR mom
You vote with your wallet
You are both TOP and DOM

And you are
And you are
And you are

I am a caterpillar
I rent a small cocoon
I surf and answer email
Beneath the harvest moon

And you are
And you are
And you are

There are times when we are lonely
Temptation calls and we succumb
Driven by a need that has only
Just begun

And you are
And you are
And you are