Goddamn, I'm a Handsome Man!

from The League of Extraordinary Octopuses by The Fur Coats

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lyrics

Goddamn, I’m a Handsome Man!

Please accept my apology for barfing in your car
I probably didn’t need those last shots
Did I really grab your brother’s ass
And kick your fuzzy cat?
I was out of line – even if he’s hot

I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am
I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am

Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I’m a handsome man!
Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I’m a handsome man!

Last night I had some ice cream,
Pizza, and rib-tips, with White Castle, for dessert
Then I imagined all the people who would kiss these
Greasy lips, as I rolled around without a shirt

I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am
I went into the bathroom
Looked in the mirror
And saw myself for what I really am

Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I’m a handsome man!
Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn I’m a handsome man!

credits

from The League of Extraordinary Octopuses, released June 6, 2014

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